Hello. My name is Theodore. My name literally means ‘Gift of God’ in ancient Greek. My parents purchased an antique ivory piano and here I am honing my musical skills. I am learning to play Handel’s Messiah. It is a magnificent piece of choral music, a masterful expression of Handel’s love to God. I am actually just stroking the keys, the poor elephants. Oh, I am also wearing a sailor stripey singlet.