One day Mommy came home all excited. She was carrying bags filled with goodies. I thought she bought me new toys, but no, she bought herself new boots. She had a tan theme that day. She bought a pair of vintage court shoes and embossed mid-calf boots and a pair of Maison Martin Margiela boots. Alas! Mom brought out a dusty horseman. I thought it was my new toy. I nearly cracked a tooth on the bronze antique. Oh, and that’s Uncle Hermes’ tail in the picture.