One Saturday morning, I was hustled into the car and ended up at the local craft market. I was in Mommy’s arms most of the time whilst she rummaged through vintage finds with much zeal. I was nearly dropped one time when Mommy got so excited over some second hand clothes. I was exhausted that day because I had to smile at every stranger who called me ‘cute’ and plus I did not get much sleep the night before (as you can see from the bags under my eyes). And to top it off, a lady forced me to try some of her DIY clothes on! I had a harness on and I was quite warm already. Mommy came to my rescue, trying to explain that I need tailored clothes because of my petite frame, but she was too late. The lady grabbed me by the wasit and started to pull a woolley strappy coat over me. She kept saying ‘It will fit!” and her shrill of delight drowned my cries… Thank God that Mommy has good attention to detail, “Sorry, but the coat is still too long for him’. Yes, it was more like a warm maxi-dress.

I nearly died when she showed Mommy the pink coat…